Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

00:00 . . . . . 00:06 Chame-me Shannon Maldonado, sou a fundadora da Yaoi, uma loja de souvenirs com artigos artesanais e peças selecionadas por artistas. Escolhi a Shopify porque depois de experimentar outras plataformas, esta foi sem dúvida uma das mais intuitivas. Para mim, foi importante pensar onde estaríamos no futuro. Todas as ferramentas para analisar as vendas, como a gestão de inventário, estão ali mesmo, no nosso dashboard. Comece a sua avaliação gratuita em shopify.com. 00:36 A Rita é artista de cerâmica e trabalha por conta própria. Agora, a sua vida pessoal passou a ser independente da profissional. Porque com a nova conta Banco CTT Biz, a vida de uma artista é outra loiça. 00:46 Se trabalha por sua conta, esta nova conta é para si. Abra uma conta e tenha o seguro de acidentes pessoais incluído. Conta Banco CTT Biz. É só o que conta. 00:56 . . . . . . . 01:15 I am Andy Zaltzman. Welcome to the new series of the News Quiz. It's September, so the transfer window has now slammed shut without me getting my dream move to present Farming Today or Real Housewives of Tunbridge Wells. So, I guess we better crack on with the show. Our teams this week, we have Team Buyer Tapestry against Team Buyer Tapestry. I can't even get a ticket to see the tapestry. 01:38 On Team Buyer, we have Pierre Novelli and from Pod Save the UK, Coco Khan. 01:48 On Team C, we have Kyra Gray and Alistair Beckett-King. 01:57 Our first question this week, we can go to Pierre and Coco. Who did what for the first time this week? 02:04 Ah, this is our new PM. He addressed the Commons. Correct. He laid out his stall. It's all going to be different from now on. For too long, things have been bad, and now they will be good. 02:13 It's a big relief. 02:18 It's about time someone had the guts to stand up there and promise the bad things will be good. I think we can all agree that's that done. 02:27 He came in a bit like, you know when... Did this happen in your school? A teacher had a mental breakdown halfway through the term. 02:35 And then the PE teacher had to come in and take over. 02:40 com uma espécie de, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo, tipo 02:57 Do you know, Andy that used to clean the leaves after the storm, that's what I think about when I hear Andy. But I feel like he came in really strong and I'm liking his vibes, man. I saw a couple quotes. I was like, if you put a beat behind that, you're telling me that's not 50 cent right now? 03:13 I love me some Burnham. I don't know. That's my Prime Minister. 03:17 His first PMQs, I think, generally speaking, everyone thinks he did pretty well. The downside is that people are still waiting for Andy Burnham to say declaratively what he's going to do. We still don't really know. A number of the questions that were asked for him, he was very much like, yeah, yeah, we're looking at it, and there will kind of be money. It's a little bit of the Oprah, you get a car, you get a car, you get a car. So it was a good first outing. I think for the people who support him, they'll be very pleased with it. And let's see if he can keep it up. But we're still here wondering what's going to happen. 03:47 Mas você está dizendo que ser capaz de comunicar com outros seres humanos é uma habilidade útil para um político. 03:55 It took us a while to pick that one up. He's kind of gesturing towards big ideas, like maybe nationalising water, but not actually committing to it. I think that's probably quite wise, because I don't think you can just go out and... You can't just nationalise water, the basis of all human life. You know, it's a little bit risky. After privatisation of the water system has been such an enormous success. LAUGHTER É tão conveniente para mim como um cliente, se eu quero mudar para um outro suporte, tudo que eu tenho que fazer é ir para um outro reservoir. 04:26 É fácil, é prático, e se eu não gosto de pagar os preços que eu estou pagando, eu posso ir para fora e ver a água freely gusha de uma caminhada de Victoria. O opções estão lá para mim. 04:36 Sim, eu acho que é bom que a razão não tem leite poison é porque a água em Londres é tão difícil que a água bloquea o leite. 04:44 Esse é o oficial anti-leve-poisoning strategy. É só cockey water. 04:48 É só tão hard. 04:51 Às vezes não tem a woke northern water. 04:55 Am eu o único northerner? Há você ever drunk um cup de tea que não tem stuff floating no ar? É incrível. Go to Yorkshire and have a cup de tea, e você nunca vai voltar para Londres. 05:08 Kyra e Alistair, o que ele disse que ele, como Prime Minister, vai fazer diferente? 05:13 Start ironing his shirts, because he doesn't iron his shirts. And for me, I need you to have a mean collar if I'm going to give you my taxes, Andy. The first day he came a bit scruffy, you know, shirt was untucked. I said, you know, just get a steamer. It's all right. Amazon, quick things, man. So that's what I wrote down. And I hope that's what the answer is. 05:38 Eu não sei, eu não tenho esperança para o que Burnham vai achar. Eu gostaria de fazer isso legal para dizer, ''Are you enjoying the sun to gingers, eu acho?'' ''Do I look like I'm enjoying it?'' ''I've gone transparent.'' 05:53 O que ele disse que ele ia fazer diferente? 05:55 Ele ia fazer tudo bem. Ele ia fazer tudo bem agora. 06:00 É a grande diferença, eu acho. Eu, por um, estou ansioso para isso. É tudo. Ele listou todas as coisas ruins e disse, não mais. Vai ser bom de agora, em uma forma que eu não me engano de ser drawn-on agora. 06:15 E todo mundo pensou, bom, ótimo! 06:18 Então, você sabe, é optimista. Mas que é bom. O que ele realmente disse é que ele vai fazer política diferente. Tem evidência de que so far, Coco? 06:25 Sim, ele está falando sobre eleitoral reforma e mesmo que as pessoas que querem eleitoral reforma provavelmente têm sido um pouco de desigualdade, ele tem sido um campeão de desigualdade e ele ainda não disse que ele vai fazer isso agora, então eu acho que as pessoas acham que ele vai fazer isso. Mas ele ainda não disse que ele vai fazer isso. Mas ele ainda não disse que ele vai fazer isso. Mas ele ainda não disse que ele vai fazer isso. mas eleitoral pode ser muito seismic, pode mudar o sistema de dois-parte, pode dar a oportunidade de votar para quem eles realmente gostam, não quem eles deslizam mais, mais? 06:56 Você sabe o que eu quero dizer. 06:58 Ou é como em restaurantes, onde eles dizem, nós fazemos coisas um pouco diferente aqui, e aí é um restaurante novamente. Ou você traz comida para a table que eu pedi e eles dizem, sim. 07:09 I mean, the problem with changing the electoral system, obviously First Past the Post does massively skew the opinions of the nation in terms of how we're represented in Parliament, but it has one great benefit, and that is that generally the incoming government has been voted for by, only these days, with a low turnout, about 20% to 25% of the electorate, which gives 75% to 80% of us carte blanche to moan our arses off for the next five years. I don't think we're ready to give that up as a nation. LAUGHTER Any policy announcements that have caught your eye? 07:42 Well, I did see that one of his priorities was regenerating communities, which I do appreciate and I do understand. But in London, we're going to struggle. We struggle with community because we're very bad at communication. Like today, a man held the door open for me and I accidentally said, I love you. LAUGHTER Se isso não show que eu não estou falando com pessoas quando eu estou fora... 08:06 Eu gostaria de ver o que ele vai fazer para me ajudar. Então eu estou por isso. Isso significa que você não gosta de me? Em uma forma que eu amo Nutella, você sabe? Eu estou extremamente ruim para você. 08:22 Em larga doses. 08:23 Você tem que ter um lugar, vocês. 08:32 Anything specific policy-wise? 08:35 There's this bromance emerging between him and Davey, that's certainly what people were saying when in PMQs they shared a look at each other to say, we know the truth, Brexit was bad. And also there is a possibility that if we do go to another election, no one gets a majority. It could be a Lib Lab pact. 08:55 Lib Lab love. 08:58 That's going to be the t-shirt at the conference. You've heard it here first. I own that now. 09:04 I want 10% of the t-shirt sales for that. What about you, Pierre? Any particular policies that have excited you? All I care about is nuclear. All I want is more nuclear power plants. I've said it a thousand times. I'm Mr Burns. That's all I want. 09:21 I will have it in my garden if we have to. I don't mind. But they'll never... It was too vague, I don't know. It all sounded good, but it's easy to sound good. Where's the 800-page planning document? 09:31 Well, there's talk of the Burnham bounce when Andy Burnham took over, and already, six weeks in, people are questioning whether the Burnham bounce is already over. I mean, he could be over half the way through his prime ministership already. LAUGHTER I just don't know. Is it a bounce if you softly roll a ball into a room? 09:53 I don't know. 09:53 That's sort of how he's taken power. I don't know, how bouncy does a bounce have to be to be an actual bounce, not a partial excerpt of a slow-motion time-lapse video of a splat? 10:04 I thought the burn and bounce was a dance. 10:07 It's not, you start out doing that stance that Oasis used to stand in, you know, like you've got a Victorian disease... 10:13 E então você backa isso, como Burnham backed-up o Iraque War, que é certo, eu não me esqueça, e aí você não me esqueça, que é o que eu tenho feito. Você sabe, eu levo a lista da política, e é tudo o que eu concordo com, mas expressam, tipo, 12% angrily que eu diria. Mas, em spite de tudo isso, eu estava olhando para os polls e ele permanece o mais popular dos partidos, que, afinalmente, é como sendo o mundo sexista ventriloquista. 10:42 Mas não é nada. 10:45 Sei que, Keith Harris. 10:49 I mean, he has, you know, look, people were talking about how would he manage on the world stage. He recently went to Ukraine, and by all accounts, he did quite well. He was quite strong. He showed himself to be statesman-like. He did wear a shirt. There was a little moment, though, where he did play the Smiths on the guitar to a Ukrainian soldier, and I don't know if that's what they wanted, but it's what he did. You know that way of, like, a leader comes to, like, gee up the troops? 11:13 Right, and saying, heaven knows I'm miserable now. LAUGHTER 11:19 Se há um cantor que os meus filhos estão lutando, é Morrissi. 11:27 Como eu disse, seis meses em, essa semana, a Guardian article diz que Burnham já fez um erro que costou ele o Premiership. Telegraf, com a sensibilidade de todos os eventos, Burnham's Premiership já está na água. Seis meses, eu acho, não é como os dias, não é como os dias, quando a news cycle foi 20 anos até eles terminou o tapestre. 11:49 So Andy Burnham, as we sort of touched on, has pinned the tale of blame for the state of our economy onto the twin donkeys of Thatcherism and Brexit. What I want from our panel now is to tell me who they blame and for what. 12:03 Well, I feel a bit silly now, but this is a sentimental moment. But I blame Santa Claus for my low self-esteem. I'm being so serious. Like, I used to see my neighbours getting Playstations and I've got Play-Doh. Are we all right? I spent years thinking Santa Claus was just racist. So that is what I'm a lot more emotional than I should be. 12:26 That's where I stand I blame Wind Farms for the heatwave Alright They're big fans And what's hotter than an oven Andy? I'm just saying once it's hot Stop blowing the air around And I blame Batman films For my unrealistic dreams of rooftop access Those doors are all locked 12:55 Can't just go there. Yes, with Parliament back from its summer recess, Andy Burnham, who at the end of our last series was but a twinkle in the Labour Party's eye, spoke in the House of Commons for the first time as Prime Minister. And people are already asking, is the Burnham bounce over? In fact, was it a bounce at all? Opinion pollsters are suggesting that it wasn't really Burnham bouncing, so much as everyone else falling into a ditch with uncontrollable food poisoning. All things are relative. Burnham promised to unlock positivity in Britain, which, for me, is not the best use of our national resources. 13:26 We have an excess of negativity, and I feel it would be economically better to try and harness that. 13:37 A Festa do Continente está de volta à Lisboa. Agora com a Festa na Praça. Dia 12 de setembro, a partir das 11 horas da manhã. Na Praça do Comércio, o Continente dá palco a todos os gostos com a música da Marisa e Napa. A melhor gastronomia com o Chef Chacal e diversão para toda a família. A entrada é livre. Continente. É de toda a gente. 13:57 A Rita é artista de cerâmica e trabalha por conta própria. Agora, a sua vida pessoal passou a ser independente da profissional. Porque com a nova conta Banco CTT Biz, a vida de uma artista é outra loiça. Se trabalha por sua conta, esta nova conta é para si. 14:10 Abra uma conta e tenha o seguro de acidentes pessoais incluído. Conta Banco CTT Biz. É só o que conta. 14:17 . . . . 14:29 So, uh, let's, uh, this question can go to Kyra and Alistair. Who did not manage to crack the UK but now wants to go global? Oh, it's very sad, isn't it? 14:39 It's very sad. This is Keir Starmer. Correct. Beloved Keir Starmer. The people's princess, in many ways. 14:46 I think Elton John is planning to re-record Candle in the Wind. Before his time, you know, he said it's time to pass the baton on to someone else. I'm not an expert in sport. I think when you're playing the relay race, it's traditional to pass the baton on before tripping over your own arse. 15:03 e não está indo headfirst into a water feature, mas ainda, isso me movia. Kirste Arma é olhando para mim. Ele é apoiado como um pai de divorcedo. Ele é tipo, isso é a melhor coisa que tem acontecido para mim. É um novo me. Get a leather jacket, get a motorbike. Focus on meus outros interesses. Development, international relations, ladies. 15:26 Yes, he's stepping down as an MP. Who's going to miss him? 15:29 Ah, there we go. He was sort of a prime minister or an MP the way I tried to learn the guitar. Sort of a burst of enthusiasm and then as you realise that it's sort of impossible for you, you just go, ah... 15:48 That's kind of it, really. You sort of think, maybe I'll be a lifelong ambassador for people who can play the guitar and just recommend bands instead of being in one. But I think he's going to thrive in his new career. I think Ibiza holiday rep, that's why. Right. 16:03 With his skill set and CV, you think that's... I think so. Any other suggestions for what Keir Starmer might do next? 16:08 He could be Gunnasaurus. 16:10 Yeah. 16:11 If you're not aware of Gunnasaurus, Gunnasaurus is the mascot for Arsenal. It's a dinosaur, hence Soros. And I think they have a lot of shared qualities. They both love Arsenal. Mainly the job is just killing time and not really doing a huge amount. 16:25 E que as pessoas não realmente sabem o que é underneath o exterior? Sim. 16:31 No um acredito Ganasaurus quando ele diz que gosta de pints. 16:35 Even though ele gosta de pints. E que é a tragédia da man. Eu acho que ele seria um bom realista life coach. Você pode ser capaz de fazer isso, mas provavelmente não. 16:50 That was his general vibe. 16:53 I feel like he'd be a great Jehovah's Witness, man. That's kind of... He's just the kind of guy you want to slam the door in the face of, innit? He's just like, oh, alright, enough kind of vibe. 17:03 Does anyone know if he has any connections in the tool-making industry? 17:12 It's a favor of saying all political careers end in failure, but there does seem to be an increasing tendency for them to start and middle in failure as well. So there's going to be a by-election in Hobart and St Pancras, Starmer's seat. It's going to have to go some to win the coveted stupidest by-election campaign of the year trophy at decaying Democracy Weekly magazine annual gala awards ceremony, but hopefully they can step up to the plate. Zach Polanski, the Green Party leader, said he's going to run for the seat. Coco, is this a risky gambit? 17:42 I think it was going to be a spicy by-election. I can't believe I'm saying that. Oh, my God. These are the times we're in spicy by-election. So it looks like it's a very decent chance for Zach Polanski. If he does win, then he gets to be an MP, which makes sense, given that he's a leader of a significant party. But it means that three leaders of the main parties basically became MPs in the last three months. So this conversation we're having about churn, I mean, wow. Wow. 18:11 Best defense strategy for labor, drain the canals. If Polanski can't sail into the constituency... 18:20 It might be vital to keep him away at any cost. 18:24 It seems kind of like an outside chance, perhaps, outside of London, you know, because Polanski isn't that popular, the Greens are not that popular, but this is, what is it, Holborn and St Pancras? This is a London constituency, and London is not the rest of the UK, and this was brought home to me on the way to the recording. I was on a train platform, and a weary voice came over the PA and said, customers are reminded, unicycling is not permitted. LAUGHTER Anywhere on the TFL network. 18:55 So I just got off and put it under my arm. My point is, it's a different world, you know? Polanski could do it. 19:01 Anyway, you're all incorrect. Obviously, he's a former prime minister. He's going to do a podcast. 19:07 So the Conservatives then up against this new opponent in Andy Burnham. Kemi Badenoch this week told Burnham it was time to ditch what? 19:17 Kemi told Andy Burnham time to ditch those glasses saying he was more beautiful without. 19:24 That was very much unspoken if it was there at all. Cara? 19:29 His wife. 19:31 You can't tell me she wasn't flirting with him. You can't, man. I'm so sure that her foreplay is like, yeah, let the kid starve. 19:39 Do you know what I mean? 19:44 I feel like she wants him. 19:45 I don't know. Any other suggestions? Time to ditch. 19:49 Vibes. 19:50 Correct. Vibes is the correct answer. 19:52 I think also it's a silly thing to say that you should have less vibes. Vibes are literally an important part of our defence. The nuclear deterrent is mainly vibes-based and hopefully continues to be only vibes-based. We need to give the vibe that we're willing to use it. 20:07 That's the vibe. And also, to be fair to Burnham, he has promised to commit the NATO-recommended minimum 4% of our national vibes to defence. LAUGHTER Um final, política-related question. Where, apparently, can you stay in central London for the bargain price of just £55 a night? 20:26 I think this is 10 Downing Street. Correct. Is that right? Yes. It's not true, unfortunately. 20:34 Which magazine did an experiment which, and this will shock you, proved that sometimes people lie on the internet? I was as startled as you are. Apparently, they listed 10 Downing Street on Booking.com. They did a fake listing with all fake reviews saying, oh, we hung out with the cat or there was some guy moving in. It was very amusing. 20:56 And it wasn't true. And eventually, Booking.com took it down and Liz Truss had her deposit returned. 21:06 No. 10 Downing Street was briefly listed as a holiday property on the travel website booking.com. You could rent it for just £55 a night, which is a bargain, although, of course, paying money for access to No. 10 also comes with the added bonus of a free seat in the House of Lords. Right, at the end of that round, the scores are 6 points all. 21:34 There's some breaking news reaching us. Police have reported that the international bond markets have escaped. 21:42 The bond markets are described as extremely dangerous and the police have advised that the public should not approach them directly. Official government advice if you're being chased by a bond market is to run in a zigzag and then climb a tree. 21:55 Right, moving on to our second round now. I want to ask our panel about the stories they truly care about. But how can you know what people really care about these days? Because so often words can be deceptive. So rather than an awkward and potentially untrue conversation, I'm going to use Meta's new Telepathico AI glasses. 22:15 I've got these special glasses which enable you to read the mind of whoever you're looking at, which I have here. LAUGHTER 22:26 This is a radio show. 22:30 Coco, I'm now going to read your mind to find out what story you're thinking about. 22:33 Hmm. 22:35 You're thinking about how best to maximise the use of space. Right, so your question on... Using space. Who, if I'm interpreting this story correctly, could soon be spending a lot of time handcuffed to a tumble dryer? 22:50 So this is not an interior design question? 22:53 It is really, yeah. 22:54 Okay. I think you're talking about prisons. Correct. Which is a version of changing rooms not yet done, but maybe could be. Yes. Because it turns out the prisons need redesigning. We don't have enough space for all the prisoners. There was a lot of talk about an early release scheme to relieve some of the pressure on prisons, which has been building since the 90s. Lots of different reasons for why that's. Sim, sim, sim, sim. 23:37 O pressão que vai ser lançado por esse esquema é vazio. Então, nós estamos olhando para redesigir laundry rooms. Nós estamos olhando para redesigir prison offices. 23:47 Então, isso é prisões, tentando encontrar mais espaço. Eu acho que é hora de fazer a prisão da mente. 23:58 I think I'm in the prison of the mind. 24:00 Yeah, but then you should be released from the prison of the mind and instead we get all these criminals and we destroy their self-confidence by showing them footage of really handsome, competent criminals who are kind of amazingly deft at pickpocketing and great at getting away with murders and things and really wear them down to a nub so they just don't have the confidence to commit crime again and they just kind of slouch around all sad. 24:23 Right. 24:24 Right, I think that might be the most coherent criminal justice policy we've heard. 24:29 So is there any other suggestions of how to, you know, what else might we use for impromptu slammers? 24:35 I think, you know, there are some businesses that make a point of hiring ex-convicts, which is really good. And I think we need to take that one step further and start hiring people ... ... ... ... 25:00 I just think it's fantastic outreach. 25:02 Yes, it was proposed this week that prison laundry rooms could be turned into cells to help tackle overcrowding, so convicted criminals could soon be facing sentences of five years at 40 degrees, with a 1,200 RPM spin cycle at the end to help them reintegrate into society. 25:18 Concerns have been expressed that it may be easier to escape from laundry cells if the bars turn out to be non-iron. Ah! Ha, ha, ha, ha! 25:30 Eu não sei se foi a correcta resposta ou a disappointing resposta. Finalmente... Eu vou olhar para Alistair, olhar para o meu olho. Você está pensando sobre... ...summa. Always. É o ginger em você coming out, as mentioned. Right. O que aconteceu a record 40 vezes this summer? 25:47 Eu googou se você pode comprar os organ transportation boxes, mas para o seu corpo. 25:55 How many times reform MPs googou, é Bayo Tapestri Woke? 26:02 Was it my wife saying, go see if that's a fox, just in case two burglars were having screaming midnight sex on the shed? 26:17 40 times, wow. 26:20 They're a lovely couple. A lot more foxes in your garden soon. Again, not what I've got. Any other suggestions? What happened to record 40 times this summer? 26:28 Foi muito bem. 26:29 Sim, especificamente. Foi sobre 30 graus. 26:31 Certo, 40 vezes esse ano. 26:33 O ano passado foi declarado o mais forte desde 1884. E que foi um bom um. 26:44 Porque, under the laws of the time, if temperatures exceeded 30 degrees in 1884, gentlemen were permitted to remove their top hats for up to 12 seconds, slowly loosen their cravats, whilst women were entitled to remove one of their stipulated five layers of underwear. Different times back then, but it's been huge. 27:02 Have you enjoyed the hot... Obviously, you haven't, Alistair, but... It's completely altered my view of climate change, really, because I now think half of London being underwater would be delightfully refreshing. LAUGHTER I'd love to just have a little swim to work. That'd be great. 27:17 I run hot anyway. I don't really get cold. So extra heat is just... Every night is like going to sleep with malaria in an old-fashioned adventure film. LAUGHTER Rithing and hallucinating and just that's now four months of the year. 27:34 It was too much. I feel like for some reason 30 degrees in this country doesn't feel like 30 degrees abroad. When you're on holiday 30 degrees feels like oh cocktail all inclusive let's have it right. 27:45 When you're here it feels like torture. 27:49 I saw a story where this couple had installed AC and their neighbour called the council and complained that they didn't have AC. So then they got fined and they weren't allowed their AC unit. Like, look how miserable we are as a country. 28:05 The country is plagued by an epidemic of people opening all the windows to cool the house down when the outside is hotter than the inside. 28:13 And it is like trying to explain Schrodinger's cat to people. 28:18 They just cannot comprehend the idea that it's bad to open the windows when it's hot. You have to all stop doing it. We're going to have to get wooden shades on the outside of all our houses like we live in Venice or something. 28:30 Yeah. Yeah. 28:33 I'm big in the wooden shades community. 28:37 Right. Well, that brings us to the end of the show. And our winners are Pierre and Coco. Ten. They have eight. 28:51 some breaking news that's reaching as the BBC has explained the decision to axe the long running ski Sunday show a spokesperson said the last thing this country needs right now is to spend its weekends being reminded of things going downhill fast thank you for listening to the news quiz goodbye . . . . 29:36 Hi, I'm Phil Wang, and this is a podcast-to-podcast trailer for a different podcast than this podcast that you've listened to or are going to listen to. But nonetheless, I'm talking about another podcast that you should also definitely listen to. The podcast I'm talking about is Comedy of the Week, which takes choice episodes from BBC sitcoms, sketch shows, podcasts, and panel shows, including my own show, Unspeakable, PODCAS 30:15 A Festa do Continente está de volta à Lisboa. Agora com a Festa na Praça. Dia 12 de setembro, a partir das 11 horas da manhã. Na Praça do Comércio, o Continente dá palco a todos os gostos com a música da Marisa e Napa. A melhor gastronomia com o Chef Chacal e diversão para toda a família. A entrada é livre. Continente. É de toda a gente. 30:35 Chame-me Shannon Maldonado. Sou a fundadora da Yaoi, uma loja de souvenirs com artigos artesanais e peças selecionadas por artistas. Escolhi a Shopify porque depois de experimentar outras plataformas, esta foi sem dúvida uma das mais intuitivas. Para mim, foi importante pensar onde estaríamos no futuro. Todas as ferramentas para analisar as vendas, como a gestão de inventário, estão ali mesmo, no nosso dashboard. Comece a sua avaliação gratuita em shopify.com.